Fifty Shades of Black
So, this looks awful.
A bunch of predictable jokes about sex, race, and recent popular movies. I’m putting the over under on big black penis
jokes at 6.5, and may be taking the over.
This’ll get poor reviews, cause me to bitch any time I see a trailer for
it, and continue to prove that parody movies are complete garbage that
Hollywood studios shit out for a quick cash grab.
Yet it almost certainly won’t be a bust, no matter how awful
it ends up being. The budget for this
was apparently $5 million, the marketing budget can’t be much more, and “A
Haunted House” made $60 million international, with the sequel making $24
million. People know what the movie is
going to be, and it’ll do well enough to make a quick profit. It’ll likely more than double however much
all the expenses end up being, and we’ll get another shitty parody movie in a year
or two, maybe about black super heroes or something, with jokes about the Hulk’s
penis compared to Black Thor’s.
As a side note, I completely forgot that “A Haunted House”
even had a sequel before doing some research.
I actually merged the two films in my head, since they both looked like
cheap parodies making awful and obvious jokes.
Say what you want about a lot of shitty looking films, but most of the
time you don’t accidently forget about a film’s existence and assume your brief
memories of the trailer was actually for another movie.
Bust rating 1/5